i want to enchant a weapon of mine with a soul devouring spell. know any good ones?

Hello there my dear,

You want me to teach you black magic? Really? Do you even have the vaguest of concepts of what it is that you are asking for or what you would be letting yourself into if by some cosmic fluke I, or anyone else for that matter, actually deigned to agree to do such a thing? No, somehow I really do not think that you do%u2026.

Instead, I think you are someone who thinks you are being cute and funny. Well, let me be the first to tell you that questions like this are neither. They are simply mindless expressions of ignorance and bigotry by small minded people who cannot begin to fathom that there may be more to the world beyond the insular little lives that they have built for themselves. They are scared that there may be things out there that they cannot even begin to understand %u2013 and even that vague knowledge terrifies them to their bones%u2026.

So, much like the people who burned their fellow humans at the stake for the crime of not thinking the same way that they did, you lash out in your own misguided manner %u2013 hoping to shore up your own vision of the way things are and how they should be. And well, if you are going to be so small minded about something like this, I scarcely want to imagine what other ways your bigotry manifests itself%u2026.

And well, if you are actually serious about wanting to learn the dark arts, I would just like to remind you of another group who took that path%u2026 another group of bigots who killed and burned everything they did not understand. Maybe you have heard of Hitler? Or Himmler? Or the Nazi Third Reich? They had entire divisions dedicated to harnessing the dark arts %u2013 and well, look how well that turned out for them%u2026.