HI,my name is matt and I am a sophmore in high school and have always been fastinated with magic and stuff. I am some what of a prep because I wear Abercrombie and stuff, but I listen to heavy metal I dont go to church (although I am a Christian) but I respect other beliefs. This may not be good for me to do but Black magic is very intresting to me. So if you are not mad at me or cant believe that I of all people am doing this maybe you can help me. I would like to levitate and control objects with my mind. That would be great. But you probably hate me by now and you probably think that I should go home before I get hurt which is somewhat wierd for me since black magic deals with satan but I just want to do these things because I always wanted to.And finally I realy like this girl named miranda who is realy popular but I used to talk to her last year and then we stopped for some reason then this year came around and she said something to me but thats it, i’m really shy and realy like her so maybe you could help Thanks, Matt

Hello there Matt, No, I do not hate you… but I am always disappointed when someone comes to me looking to learn black magic or to abuse the art for their own selfish ends…. You want me to teach you black magic? Really? Do you even have the vaguest of concepts of what it is that you are asking for or what you would be letting yourself into if by some cosmic fluke I, or anyone else for that matter, actually deigned to agree to do such a thing? No, somehow I really do not think that you do…. Instead, I think you are someone who thinks you are being cute and funny. Well, let me be the first to tell you that questions like this are neither. They are simply mindless expressions of ignorance and bigotry by small minded people who cannot begin to fathom that there may be more to the world beyond the insular little lives that they have built for themselves. They are scared that there may be things out there that they cannot even begin to understand – and even that vague knowledge terrifies them to their bones…. So, much like the people who burned their fellow humans at the stake for the crime of not thinking the same way that they did, you lash out in your own misguided manner – hoping to shore up your own vision of the way things are and how they should be. And well, if you are going to be so small minded about something like this, I scarcely want to imagine what other ways your bigotry manifests itself…. And well, if you are actually serious about wanting to learn the dark arts, I would just like to remind you of another group who took that path… another group of bigots who killed and burned everything they did not understand. Maybe you have heard of Hitler? Or Himmler? Or the Nazi Third Reich? They had entire divisions dedicated to harnessing the dark arts – and well, look how well that turned out for them….