Do you know any spells for getting guys to leave you alone? I’m at a place in my life where attention from the opposite sex is just an unwanted distraction. And I get plenty of it.

Well, this is a bit different. Most of the people who write to me about problems with the opposite sex want more attention… not less. But, thankfully, there does happen to be a handy little spell that I know that should be exactly what you are looking for…. A Spell to Return Unwanted Attention At some point or another most of us attract the attention of someone we would rather not. If they seem slow to take the hint, this spell should help in speeding things up. Cast it three days or three nights in a row when the moon is waning. This spell is best cast outside, but if this is not possible it can still be performed indoors as well. As this spell involves fire, it should always be performed with great care. You will need: Vervain leaves (Fresh is better, but dried leaves will work also) A well-stoked fire Consecrate the wood or coal before lighting the fire. When it has taken, throw the vervain onto the flames, calling out the name of the person you would like less attention from as loudly and with as much passion as you can muster. Follow the name with these words, which should also be said with passion: “I want you not ever, I need you not ever, Leave my life now, And come back never, And let it be done, that it harm no one.” Spend a minute or two trying to see the person’s face in the smoke of the fire and watch it waft away from you – never to return.